My Church of Emacs
Saint Ben IGNUcius MCMXCIV
Confession of the Faith
There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Foobar Mitzvah
If you become an expert user of GNU/Linux, you can celebrate with our ceremony, the Foobar Mitzvah, in which you chant a portion of our sacred scriptures—the source code of the system.
Sainthood
To be holy in our church means exorcizing whatever evil, proprietary operating systems have possessed computers under your control; installing a wholly free operating system (GNU/Linux is a good choice); and using and installing only free software. (Tablets and mobile phones included.)
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